unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

hi:

hi:

hi:

I’ve been watching horror movies on Netflix non stop the last 2 days so I keep getting scared by every single little thing omg

wow i have the best roommate

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update: it was just my pet hedgehog eating cheerios

cashcutie:

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

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cashcutie:

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

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